Hey, look. I get that you want to read, but no. Just no. And here's why:

The last time you did bad things happen, you know that they're directly correlated so don't make your life worse.

You have better, healthier things to do.

You don't need alternative realities, the truth is all that is here to be interacted with and reading this stuff makes you forget that.

Here's some better sites to head to:

  • Scratch
  • Fixing the internet
  • Vi Hart
  • Or better yet, get off the computer:

  • Do homework
  • Record an LP
  • Draw
  • Read a real book